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01览:272 荒唐世界,WHY? 作者:观海
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作者:观海 4:18pm 06/04/2011

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Why God Created Lawyers

Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault. Sure, I'm evil, but give me a break. Can't you do something to make them stop blaming me?"
And so God created lawyers.


You Might Be A Lawyer If....
You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.


Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Just two, all the rest are true.



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